RETURN OF THE MALTESE FALCON by Max Allan Collins / Z-View


THE RETURN OF THE MALTESE FALCON by Max Allan Collins

Publisher: Hard Case Crime

First sentence…

Samuel Spade, leaning back in his swivel-chair, studied the modest pine tree that might have sprouted tinsel-trimmed from where his late partner’s desk had till lately stood.

The Overview:  Beware of Spoilers…

THEN…

Detective Sam Spade was pulled into the search for the legendary Maltese Falcon, a jewel-encrusted gold statuette intended as a gift for the 16th century King of Spain.  Spade’s partner was murdered.  Spade was the prime suspect. 

Brigid O’Shaughnessy who hired Spade, was willing to use money, her female charms and anything else to get Spade’s protection from criminals after the Falcon.  The others were Casper Gutman, an obese gentleman malefactor and his thugs, Cairo and Wilmer Cook.  Gutman depended on his brains and lies.  When that didn’t work, Cairo and Cook would use their guns.

In addition to Spade’s partner, two others were killed in pursuit of the bird.  Turns out Brigid was the murderess.  She’s now behind bars.  So is Cairo.  But the story doesn’t end there…

NOW…

About a week has passed since Sam Spade’s life was upended.  Rhea Gutman, the teenage daughter of Casper Gutman, wants to hire Spade to find the Maltese Falcon.  Rhea informs Spade, her father was murdered, but she wants to complete his life’s mission.  Rhea believes the Falcon is somewhere close.  Spade accepts her retainer.

In short order, Spade is approached independently by several people who also want the Falcon.

  • Dixie Monahan, an infamous and dangerous Chicago gambler.  He has no legal claim to the bird, but sees an opportunity to make money.
  • Corinne Wonderly, the younger sister of the imprisoned Brigid O’Shaughnessy wants to get and sell the Falcon.  She plans to use the money raised to help her sister get a good lawyer.

  • Stewart Blackwood is a British Museum curator.  He claims that he legally purchased the Maltese Falcon and it was stolen.  Blackwood has a bill of sale.

Never one to turn down money, Spade accepts retainers from each.

Spade then works to untangle the lies, double crosses, twisted motivations and shifting alliances brought on by greed and self-preservation.  Several people have already died in pursuit of the jewel-encrusted bird.

More will as well.

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Recently Max Allan Collins gave away several copies of RETURN OF THE MALTESE FALCON.  I was a lucky winner.  Truth be told, I would have bought a copy had I not won one.

Collins is an author that I follow.   I’m a huge fan of Max Allan Collins’ Nate Heller series.  Every new Heller tale is a must-buy for me.  Collins also completed several of Mickey Spillane’s Mike Hammer novels (from partially finished manuscripts and outlines).  I’ve read almost all of them.  Collins’ Quarry crime novels are also good.  I’ve read some of them.  Same could be said for Collins’ Ms. Tree comics, his Dick Tracy strips and his movie adaptations and other novels.  Max Allan Collins can be counted on to deliver a great tale each time out, but it’s his Nate Heller series that does it best for me.

RETURN OF THE MALTESE FALCON shouldn’t be thought of as a sequel.  It’s a continuation of the story.  Taking on Hammet’s classic characters was a bold move.  I’m very happy to say that Collins met the challenge.

Collins is to be commended.  Not only for daring to step up and continue Hammet’s classic, but also for his ease at transporting readers to 1928 San Franciso.  Collins take on Spade and the other characters feels like Hammet from their motivations to dialogue.  Collins humor (just the right amount) and witty dialogue shine.  The plot twists are unexpected, but not outlandish.  They work to provide a surprisingly and satisfying climax.

RETURN OF THE MALTESE FALCON not only reaches the bar set by Collins’ Nate Heller novels but that of Hammet in the original tale.  I don’t say this lightly.

I’d love to see Collins provide us with another Sam Spade outing.  Maybe even one that crosses over with Nate Heller.

RETURN OF THE MALTESE FALCON gets my highest recommendation.

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“Halloween” Alt Poster by Chris Koehler!

John Carpenter’s Halloween was a little independent film that jumpstarted the slasher genre.  Actually it poured gas on all horror films due to it’s success.  Although many would follow in Carpenter’s footsteps none was as good.

Chris Koehler  has created an alt Halloween poster worthy of the film.  I love how this red variant makes Michael Myers “pop”.

“London Calling” (2025) directed by Allan Unger, starring Josh Duhamel, Jeremy Ray Taylor with Rick Hoffman and Aidan Gillen / Z-View

London Calling (2025)

Director: Allan Ungar

Screenplay: Levin Menekse, Quinn Wolfe, Allan Ungar

Stars: Josh Duhamel, Jeremy Ray Taylor, Rick Hoffman, Aidan Gillen, Neil Sandilands, Brandon Auret, Milton Schorr, Dumani Siphosethu Mtya, Karl Thaning  and Arnold Vosloo.

Tagline: Answer the call

The Plot…

After Tommy Ward accidentally killed a London cartel lord’s son, Tommy escaped to the United States.  Now Tommy wants to go back to London since that is where his son lives.  Harry, Tommy’s current employer offers Tommy a deal.  If Tommy will teach Julian (Harry’s son) to become a man, Harry will get Tommy safe passage back to London.  All Tommy has to do is take Julian on a hit.

Taking Julian along is a dangerous proposition.  It becomes worse when Tommy becomes a target himself.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

Josh Duhamel and Jeremy Ray Taylor had good on-screen chemistry.  There were some funny moments, but the film became to over-the-top for me.  Your mileage, as always could vary.

London Calling (2025) rates 2 of 5 stars.

RIGHTEOUS TRASH by Nick Kolakowski / Z-View

RIGHTEOUS TRASH by Nick Kolakowski

First sentence…

It was midnight but I was still wide awake in bed when the security lights in the back yard blazed to life.

The Overview:  Beware of Spoilers…

Jake Halligan needs a break.  He’s not making much as a bounty hunter.  If his finanaces don’t improve, he could lose everything.  His land.  His wife.  His daughter.

When Jake’s crazy sister, Frankie unexpectedly returns from Mexico, Jake doesn’t know what to expect.  Frankie has come back to restart her illegal arms business.  Jake wants no part of it.

Frankie is the best shot Jake (or nearly anyone) has ever seen.  Frankie plans to enter and win Crazy Bill’s world famous shooting contest. Frankie knows the grand prize money will give her the startup cash she needs.  There’s just one problem.  She has to win.

Jake has faith in Frankie.  Although the contest draws crack shots from around the country, Frankie is the best.  Even on a bad day, Frankie would be tough to beat.  Jake decides to take a leap of faith.  He goes to a loan shark and borrows $100,000.00.  He’s going to bet it all on Frankie winning.  If she does Jake can pay off the loan plus interest and be flush again. But if Frankie doesn’t win, Jake will lose everything including his life.  The loan shark told him as much.

Soon Jake and Frankie are the targets of rival gangs, corrupt politicians, and Federal Agents.  Oh, and let’s not forget the loan shark who wants his money… or Jake dead.

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RIGHTEOUS TRASH is the third outing for Jake and Frankie.  If you’re a fan of crime stories featuring non-stop action with a nice mix of humor, then this one is for you!

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“Hold the Dark” (2018) directed by Jeremy Saulnier, starring Jeffrey Wright, Alexander Skarsgård and Riley Keough / Z-View

Hold the Dark (2018)

Director: Jeremy Saulnier

Screenplay: Macon Blair, based on HOLD THE DARK byWilliam Giraldi

Stars: Jeffrey Wright, Alexander Skarsgård, James Badge Dale, Riley Keough, Julian Black Antelope, Eric Keenleyside and Tantoo Cardinal.

Tagline: None.

The Plot…

Russell Core arrives at the small, remote village of Keelut, Alaska.  Core came at the request of Medora Slone.  Three children from the village (including Medora’s young son) are missing. A wolf pack is blamed.  Although there is no hope the children are alive, Medora wants Core to track and kill the pack.

Core agrees.  What he and others will soon learn, something much more sinister than a wolf pack is responsible.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

My main interest in this film was actor Jeffrey Wright (who is always excellent) and director Jeremy Saulnier (I loved his work on Rebel Ridge).

Hold the Dark (2018) rates 3 of 5 stars.

“Cold Meat” (2024) / Z-View

Cold Meat (2024)

Director: Sébastien Drouin

Screenplay: Sébastien Drouin, James Kermack, Andrew Desmond

Stars: Allen Leech, Nina Bergman, Yan Tual.

Tagline: Outside is dangerous. Inside is deadly.

The Plot…

David Peterson is driving through a blinding snowstorm when he stops at a diner as it is closing.  With most places closed because of the storm, David is glad to get a hot coffee and a piece of pie.  As he begins to eat, an angry man enters.

He’s the waitress’ ex.  When the man starts to get rough, David speaks up.  He cautions the man about his behavior.  The man warns David, who calmly replies that if the police are called, it will be the waitress’ and his word about what went down.  The ex angrily leaves.

David finishes his meal and gasses up before heading back into the blinding snowstorm.  As he’s driving on a remote road, he sees the waitress’ ex in a huge truck bearing down on him.  David is nearly forced off the road.  He speeds up and is able to beat the truck around a corner.  David drives off-road and turns off his lights.  The truck passes by.  David waits until he is sure it is safe to leave.

Only to find his car stuck in the quickly fallen snow.  Unable to get his car free, David realizes he may freeze to death before the snowstorm passes.

The blizzard is going to be the least of David’s worries.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

I like the set-up of the story.  There’s a nice twist early on.  The tension increases throughout the film, but the ending is a bit of a let-down.

Cold Meat (2024) rates 2 of 5 stars.

“Nightmare” (1964) / Z-View

Nightmare (1964)

Director: Freddie Francis

Screenplay: Jimmy Sangster

Stars: David Knight, Moira Redmond, Brenda Bruce, Jennie Linden.

Tagline: THREE SHOCKING MURDERS…did she DREAM them? …or DO them?

The Plot…

Six years ago Janet Freeman saw her mother stabbed to death.  Janet was eleven.  Nightmares have haunted her since.  Now seventeen, the night terrors have become so bad that Janet has been sent home from boarding school to recover.

At home, the nightmares become worse and even more realistic.  Is Janet dreaming of murders or commiting them?

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

There are worse ways to spend 82 minutes…

Nightmare (1964) rates 2 of 5 stars.

“Dobermann” (1997) / Z-View

Dobermann (1997)

Director: Jan Kounen

Screenplay: Joël Houssin

Stars: Vincent Cassel, Tchéky Karyo, Monica Bellucci.

Tagline: Are you ready for a Good Time?

The Plot…

Dobermann, a daring and charismatic criminal and his gang of outlandish misfits are hunted by a sadistic cop and his team off oddballs.

Thoughts (beware of spoilers)…

Dobermann is styish and over-the-top.  Too much so for me.  I tapped out after 33 minutes.  Your mileage, as always, may vary.

Dobermann (1997) rates 1 of 5 stars.